Aside from a good bowel movement.
1. WHAT if? There really is a God, and science is just a way to kid ourselves into explaining what is really God's plan? That would make scientists not brilliant minds, but masters of rationalization.
2. WHY do fat people always have to explain why they're eating when they order food? "I have low blood sugar and I didn't have lunch." P-lease. Is that why you ordered the chocolate milkshake? Please sir, can I have some more?
3. HOW come we care so much about politics? When oil spills in the gulf and entire species of sealife are being wiped off the planet, do we really care if the president's ratings are going down?
4. WHO do all these people think they are? The ones who are constantly editing my writing.
5. WHERE is the love?
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