Crew Shit

My Editor made a correction to my last post. It's cruciate ligament, not, crushiate. Not that it matters. English's parents sounded annoyed that I took her to the vet and I don't expect to hear anything about it ever again.
I got a really bad haircut yesterday. It's short, bangs and not funky or fun at all. Which is the look I WAS going for. You know what? I can't even write about this because I don't have any sense of humor about it at the moment after crying all night and not sleeping. I'll find something funny in it at a later time and get back to you. I just want to make the world aware that I will not be coming out of seclusion for a few months while it grows out.