Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Aging Metatarsals & Abs

Oh my god, I'm aging. There's just no denying it. I just bought Spanx to hide my bulges under my wedding dress. That should be really comfortable in 108 degrees.
Also, my stress fracture never really healed. I have tendonitis in my ankle and the orthopedist said,"Have you considered swimming or biking?" Then he proceeded to tell me how I've reached "that age," implying that at "that age" many women have to stop running because their bodies can't take it anymore.
Christ almighty, I might have to start doing yoga. http://lostinthebubble.blogspot.com/2013/04/women-prepare-to-be-jealous.html
Shoot me now.
But not before I'm married, please.

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