Thoughts on a rainy Friday

I want to be an addict.
Today I read that Britney met a guy in rehab. So really, rehab is a great way to take a break, get pampered, meet like-minded people and perhaps even find a mate.
I just don't understand what's so terrible about being an addict. From everything I've seen, addicts have a lot more fun, feel a lot better, and get to "take a break" every once in awhile. So what's the problem?
Going to take the weekend to think about my drug/substance of choice. Any suggestions?