I swear some bad karma is coming back to haunt me. Last night something went awry with Ray. I came home and he couldn't walk and he was crying and crying, obviously in pain. Took him to the Doggie ER and they didn't find anything wrong with him except that he had gas. $250 later and lots of anxiety, he's fine. So here are my theories:
Theory 1. He was empathizing with me. He had to have X-rays. I had to have X-rays. He couldn't walk. I couldn't walk. Ray just wants to be like me.
Theory 2: He watched me packing my bags and got so upset that I'm leaving that he faked an illness for attention.
Theory 3: He's suffering from Hysteria.
Theory 4: I am being punished for not believing in god. Oh, excuse me, God.
So it's Easter, a very apropos time for me to start believing. I promise God, from now on, I'll believe in you, the almighty. In fact, I'll believe in JC our savior too! He was, after all, your son, and he was HOT to boot. I believe, I believe!!!! Hail the ressurection!!!
Amen and Hallelujah.
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Wow, never a dull moment, and right before leaving to go back to MA. I think Ray didn't want you to leave.......just like the rest of us. Romeo says to come back soon too! I hope your flight home was ok.
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